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The verdict's out...And its...expectedly dumb...

2008-11-23T03:14:00.000-08:00

In case some of u readers are for under a coconut shell, or some uni students in between some forest, let me break the news to u guys. Remember the High Council of religious EINSTEINS......the bunch of rocket scientist fellas...their discussion about YOGA is out on whether YOGA is being a practice that can corrupt a Muslim or not(zzzzzzzz the BN Leaders shoud b banned to for their highly corrupted lifestyle). And guessing by their pervertism and nuthing-to-do-ism.....i m guessing they hold their disscussion by watching sum 'HOT' and 'STEAMY' yoga video(it looks like YOGA but it isnt....adults will get wat video i mean...let me gif u more colour clues...its a blue/yellow/red viceo)......lol...together in the room....and therefore claims it to be "HARAM" for Muslims. Those anak harams claims that yogas aims is to be one with god, and therefore it corrupts a MUSLIMS faith and so forth............lolll.......THEN I M FUCKING SURE THAT ALL THIS ROCKET SCIENTISTS HAVE BEEN PRACTICING YOGA FOR 300+ YEARS AS I CAN'T SEE HOW A NORMAL HUMAN CAN HAVE HIS BRAIN CORRUPTED,DISINTERGRATED,OR EATEN TILL THEY BECOMES TOTAL RETARD...........and oh shit....... am i down grading the RETARD word by associating it with those too free bunch of bullshits.......... ANd thats it for now... lol...just woke up.....brain still cant spin.......

warning and beware!!!!!!!!!!!orang minyak spotted!!!!!!!!!!

2008-11-14T08:06:00.000-08:00

No joke man....the real orang minyak is spotted and luckily photographed by me..............He is seen trying to remove his minyak( tho in real life i doubt he'd gonna succeed in removing the minyak. He might resort to MJ's method and lose his nose!!!)

(actualu ha.....he is as fair as the towel....and the wall...and the eye cencor....)

So skary la................

The sign LEAST desired to be seen in a HOSPITAL!!!!!!

2008-11-14T08:00:00.000-08:00

Here are some interpretations of the sign
1) They wont let u out till u pay a gazillion bazilion dollars for a minor injury.
2) The doctors will make sure u go in with 1 problem and stay there with unlimited problems.
3) You might just rest in peace there!!!!

Hope they have some hawt nurse in there so the patients might enjoy their eternal stay.

generation Y

2008-11-14T07:49:00.000-08:00

i m sure most of u have seen or received the email entitled "y generation Y"...................lolll kinda funny.... but for those who havent........let me show u guys the email...

The Silent generation, people born before 1946.

The Baby Boomers, people born between 1946 and 1959.

Generation X, people born between 1960 and 1979.

Generation Y, people born between 1980 and 1995.

Why do we call the last one generation Y? I did not know, but a caricaturist explains it eloquently below...Learned something new!

LOL........ kinda funny....but ....few days after reading the email....i got to witness myself a first hand of the Y-generation ....................and i will share with u guys....

woohooo.......so deep....hahaha (is he the fake yoga model on my post b4 this????)

Malacca....the historical state or hisSORRY state!!!!!!

2008-11-05T08:06:00.000-08:00

Malacca is just too famous for all Malaysians fr its many many historical places and foods and so on... .(i m lazy fr those flowery introduction..gonna get to the point quick)..... Malacca produced few famous figures such as ermmmmm no one..... haha all those i can find in wikipedia, i dun rely think they are very important..so lol...jus ignore la......but after such a long draught of talents.....a BRIGHT STAR is rising....he is now shinning with wisdom and smart ideas.......This genius is no other than Malacca's current Chief Miniskirt Datuk Seri Mohd Ali Rustam. I think he shoud be awarded the Nobel Price for Stupidity............................................... read this>>

Malacca may give RM1,000 to men who take them as second wives

MARRIED men in Malacca may receive RM1,000 from the state government if they choose to take poor, single mothers as second wives, reported Harian Metro.

The daily quoted Malacca Chief Minister Datuk Seri Mohd Ali Rustam, who made the proposal, as stressing that the incentive would be given on condition, among others, that the men do not divorce their first wives.

He said the move was not to encourage polygamy but to ease the burden of single mothers who are dependent on welfare aid from various parties.

“The matter is still being considered. The state government will decide following discussions with various parties, including the Malacca Islamic Religious Department, Women and Family Development Council and Welfare Department,” he said.

In an effort to curb social ills such as illicit sex and Mat Rempit, Mohd Ali said the state government would consider giving a similar incentive to youths who get married before 30.

“Currently, young women have been discovered to have illegitimate children, tarnishing the image of Islam and that of their families.”

> The daily also highlighted a report about a man whose wife allegedly had an affair with a police officer after lodging a report on her missing car in Kota Kemuning, Shah Alam, four months ago.

The man, known only as Salman, said he was initially not concerned when his 24-year-old wife received calls from the officer because he thought it was regarding the investigation.

However, after her car was found, the officer continued to contact his wife, he said, adding that they always went out together at night.

“I don’t understand why the officer wants to disturb my wife and my marriage.”

The daily said the officer has been transferred from the district police office to the Selangor police contingent headquarters.

http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2008/11/1/nation/2429033&sec=nation

(again i got this frm The Star...lol..i dun need search far for SR cases..oh SR= severe retardism.......)

LOLLLLLL....great idea rite????? isnt the CM of Malacca a genius.......this is a display of how high he place women in our social status........if the women NGO protest......i m SO SURE he will use the common UMNO MP tactic.....''i dun means it... i have mother toooo.....noo noo!!!! i dun mean it...i wont apologize''....lol....this bullshit is just too familiar...There are too many things i wanna say till...i cant even type 1......But anyway....frm The star again....i read a very good reply towards his great heroic and wise statement....here goes......

An insult to single mothers

I AM utterly disgusted by the report “Malacca may give RM1,000 to men who take them as second wives” (The Star, Nov 1).

The move is tantamount to selling off a single mother for the price of a mere RM1,000.

I lost my father when I was four months old. My mum was never that desperate that she wished to re-marry. To me, she is the greatest mum in the world. She is tough, kind, patient and determined.

Needless to say, my mum was very disappointed with the report.

The decision by the Malacca Government is an insult to all single mums, especially those living in Malacca. They perceive every single mother is desperate to re-marry. And this move will only encourage polygamy among men in Malacca.

The Malacca Government may have good intentions in making the suggestion but it must understand that single mothers are not stocks that can simply be sold off.

Single mothers, just like everyone out there, have dignity. What single mothers really want is to live a quiet life and bring up their children well so that they will eventually be able to take good care of her.

I truly believe that single mums are tougher and I urge the Malacca Government to seriously re-consider the move.

There are more hard-pressed matters to focus on during this time of recession. If the Malacca Government has so much money, why not give the RM1,000 or more directly to all the single mums in Malacca?

CHUAH PING SHIEN,
Kuala Lumpur.

http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2008/11/5/focus/2444758&sec=focus

(hail Mr Chuah.......very very gud reply )

Hang Tuah will rise frm his grave and use taming sari to rupture our Cm's head... i m sure mud will b flowing out....

Last message to CM(cock mind)...we hope u rule Malacca 4ever....and Malacca will b history......

can SOLAT be an alternative to YOGA???????

2008-11-05T07:24:00.000-08:00

Sorry to all my readers(if u exist)....very very sorry to all u readers fr my very very slow update...kinda busy........ok so i hope this post will compensate.......

I am sure most of u who reads Star paper are aware of the recent fuss by the Fatwa council about Yoga being....unislamic......... Yoga...having Hindu essence and.......................So its unislamic............................................... ZZZZZZZZZZ this sentence itself makes u wanna laugh....r those fellas retard or sumthing????? dont they have any other work to do......Yoga is a form of exercise that improves our health in...so many ways....and its being practiced in most countriess......
Its a healthy exercise and now this bunch of phD holders are discussing about it........whether muslims can practice them or nt...Why do these bunch of phD ppls lik to make simple things complicated...why do they need to judge everything...and who are they to determine whether it is islamic or unislamic....they are not divine beings or prophets.......ok ok....this is ridiculous enough..................now read this....

Solat a good alternative to yoga

Wikipedia refers to yoga as traditional physical and mental disciplines originating in India; to the goal achieved by those disciplines; and to one of the six orthodox schools of Hindu philosophy.

It is intimately connected to the religious beliefs and practices of the Indian religions. The influence of yoga is also visible in Buddhism.

Practising yoga won’t cause a Muslim to deviate and become a Hindu but copying or adding elements which are clearly from other religions is not acceptable in Islam. The reminder was given in Surah Al Kafirun.

By practising the act which is endorsed by the Hindu and Buddhism religions, one indirectly permits these religions although the faith in the heart remains unchanged.

Muslims who feel offended need to take this issue seriously. In Islam, there are so many healthy activities well known to be good for the health, physically and mentally.

One such activity is Solat, which is to be performed five times a day. Solat dictates a sequence of movements which is good for the body.

There are some health benefits in performing the prayer as it has been proven to increase concentration and refine memory, provide a calming effect and regulate stress, and make the body healthy and active.

Studies have shown that the act of sujud, or prostrating, in solat, encourages blood circulation to several nerves in the brain which do not receive regular blood flow in normal positions. The hearts and spines of pious Muslims are healthy as they receive constant stimulation.

So why look far for such stuff for a healthy lifestyle when you can find alternatives so close to you?

TENGKU AZLAN SULAIMAN,
Sri Kembangan.

(this article is from The Star online

http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2008/11/5/focus/2454614&sec=focus )

After reading this....alll i can say is HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
sorry and no offence towards Yb Tengku Azlan Sulaiman........but do u even understand yoga or practiced it before?????? its not standing there and posing for the camera...its rely bending our body to the max...and all those weird weird and impossible(fr me la..i fat ma) moves......... and now our wise Tengku is comparing it with..solat............a move of prostrating................................I m seriously not trying to ridicule Islam or their Solat....but how can u even compare solat and yoga in physical terms.....its nt comparable at all...its lik comparing...... a kancil and a BMW......heaven and earth...........

loll....here are some of the predicted benefittors of Solat pratitioners....a devout one..a pious one....

Mr holy: I swear to god i only did Solat and this is wat i got.....

Mr pious : Thank u tengku.....fr ur advice...

Bigger plan to encourage healthy body........commercials...

And for your information......The Pictures below are not yoga.....SO DUN COMPARE!!!!!!!!!!!!

lose me!!!!

2008-10-20T09:14:00.000-07:00

i m nt gud to keep cause i m nt sane....and......................................................................................

1 day ull understand y m i so harsh.....................

'' The bull wont work or move if u don't pull the string hard enough"

hy..

Thailand, Our Friendly Neighbour.

2008-09-02T04:10:00.000-07:00

Last Saturday , me and my frens were supposed to head to Thailand fr one night there.Its few days after my ccb, knn 1st year final exams....so was kinda happy that shortly after that we can head to Asia's sin city. And sadly, its gonna be my first time there.....so i m rely rely happy... During exam week itself, i went to the very efficient Jabatan Duno what to get my border pass done.......HAHA dun wanna use my passport ma....cause not nice ma....next time my frens or children or wife see......den ask me " ehh!!!! wah y so many triangle stampings on ur passport wan huh.....wah frequent visitor horrr........." or i dun wan my children to suspect that they have other siblings they dont know about in Thailand.....haha so better use border pass...its kinda convenient too. So back to the Jabatan duno what.......everyone says that doing a border pass is rely cheap and fast.....yeah...serious shit....its rely fast trust me...........less than 10 minutes...done d.....very very fast li...fr malaysian standards.....(faster than CSL's ejaculation).................But before that....damnn cb officer.........i took my passport sized photo there....and he told me cant use...cause i was in my school uniform..and told me need newer ones...... what the bloody cow......... a lot of my frens say i din change at all ok ...they say my looks still lik whn i was in early secondary scul ok........ fugger...say i old d.......bastard.......... because of that fugger....i have to go get cheated by the Indian photo shop there..... 2 lousy photos fr rm 4............so ok ok....think of the happy days to come in Thailand...forget bout all this petty bullshits...... ookkk

so these are the pictures that appears in my mind....

EHhhhhhhh nononono she is nt in Thailand........ but haha she is staying in my head....i just cant get her out of my head...And dunt want to.....Love ji hyun.

Yeah baby......Thailand is full with very very hawt chicks(better check their ic b4 u wanna get close or sumthing..u might never knw..may b 'she' has bigger 'man ego' thn u) ..........and btw.....its the pink shirt fr me ok...in case there are any elderly readers or sick aunty lovers...the red one is fr u guys...

hawt....

erm....this is a shemale...ladyboy.....hehe its kinda common there....but sum of these hybrids.....r much better looking then the real gals...haha........(see men dominate everywhere...haha they can also b the best gal....wahkaka)

And of course i dun mind bumping into uniform chicks.....
hehe damnn ive been thinking of gals ni.....but normal la...guys ma..i do think bout the foods there too........

And this is the key to all the pictures above.....no wonder la less than 10 mins can finish d......zzzzzzz 1 piece of paper.....with oni the address,name ,ic number and date..........and picture oso paste ni(and nt properly pasted)......10 minutes is kinda long d....zzzzzzzzz.. Malaysia boleh...

Malaysia maju 2020
Kedah maju 2010....(serious..i saw this in the billboards )

Unfortunately............................... 1 day before the saturday, our friend who is supposed to drive there....gt fever......and so the plan was cancelled................soooooo guudbye hawt chicks.........cant see them this week......so my sick fren told that we might go in next week.....whn he gets better...........and....so those pictures are still lingering with hope in my head...and den today.....Tuesday...........i saw the papers.......

huhuhu its state of emergency.....Malaysians are nt advised to go in....huhuhu and btw...... look at that........knife....that cleaver...that butchering device...that giant..knife.................that.....thing...........i admire its beauty..... but...hehehe...mayb few years later ill say hello to Thailand......

F(3)aces of Malaysia

2008-08-26T08:51:00.000-07:00

Malaysia is a lovely place with lots of beautiful place and panoramic views to enjoy....Here a some.....

This is the Aimst University campus....... my frens studying in Aimst are bragging bout their beautiful uni..

Malaysia's double erection tower....the symbol of malaysian men's manhood.... yeah...still standing after so many years....thats why we have so many rapist grampa in Malaysia...

This is the jungle in pahang...called the hutan negara.....with all the spesies there taking picture..Unfortunately the elephant ciplang and caplang is nt in the picture cause caplang is stuidying and ciplang looking fr him...

some cock tower .................

and here comes the ultimate reality....the true beauty of reality in MALAYSIA.... the best way to summarize it is...

priceles.........( nt done by me.....)

nasty!!!!!!

well done........... btw..when will it b the next visit malaysia year????? ill have to remove this blog...

1 = every reason for me to commit a crime

2008-08-26T08:35:00.000-07:00

I m not gonna write much bout myself in my blog but there is this new gal in my life that is in me everywhere.... And the worst thing is that she is a thief...................her name is ji-hyun jeon.....and stole my heart....... damn.... after watching the Korean movie Windstruck....( go watch them urself http://www.crunchyroll.com/group/CRSeries_-_Windstruck_-_Movie) i lost my heart to her...... my angel......And i personally feel that this is a gud movie... this is the only thing in this world that made me near to tears.......... near ok.... i din cry but near...my heart felt so heavy.....so sad........ (and the only thing that never fail to make me cry all the time is onions...haha..every time..).... fr a movie to make me cry is a big deal man..cause....me this monster never cry fr many many many many years d.......as in influeced by sumthing i can control...... OK OK ill cut all the about me bullshit d....too girlish d my blog now..haha.............here goes some mouth watering pictures of my darling ji hyun.....

My god...just look at that perfect being........

If any of the police chick in Malaysia have half her looks.....id do any crime everytime to get her to get me..........
Oh i m nasty baby..come to me.... hahah

Damn...i m sick....but what to do.....my first love ma...wahkakakakkaka

A million APOLOGIES 2 all my readers(if there are any)

2008-08-26T08:31:00.000-07:00

I m back after so long......v v v v vv v v v vv v sorry ya.....i have my exams...its kinda important...and me blogging nw...doesnt mean that my exam is over....but i m just giving myself reasons to not study.....U know guys..whn exam.. i dunno whether is it me only or everyone that i will alwaiz feel lik watching tv..and suddenly..all the Tv programs are very interesting....... but after exam...... Tv's are non existant stuffs......hahah and ........my mouth gets itchy all the time during exam...wanting to bite or eat...anytime.......damn...... by the way.... screw exams..............

THIS IS ONE SUBJECT ONLY.....AND SCREWW BLO.........

Padini Model..

2008-06-29T08:04:00.000-07:00

Doing this might land me in hell..being killed by my model friend....he is down to earth...he seldom boast...but its jus me.. i need to show off that i have a friend who is a model............so to try protect my life and not to get murdered that brutally...its only gonna be a picture...no comments ...

Some parts are cencored to protect his identity and some other parts are also covered to protect his chastity......lik britney spears he is still a virgin.....

Achilles heels...

2008-06-29T07:40:00.000-07:00

Went for badminton today...and while doing some maneuver and smashing....... my racket was stopped by my family jewels( kintama = testicles.).................If u r a gal..then u cant feel my suffering....but fr guys..i m sure u knw how it feels lik..................................................................IT HURRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.... so much that immidiately after hitting it... i have to go lie down on the bench.... Its kinda weird u know..why when u hit the jewels? but ur stomach hurts??? hmmm whats the connection....i m nt sure...But haha this kinda reminds me of the Malay saying...whichs is. CUBIT PAHA KIRI,PAHA KANAN TERASAJUGA..... haha in this case rite..its shud b alter.... HENTAM MANA MANA BOLAMU BIAR KIRI ATAU KANAN PERUT TERASA JUGA..........................

No matter how strong u are, ur Achilles heels will surely be ur tender soft rambutan....hahahah

(after hurting my jewels...i dissected my fruit to do the TADPOLE count..whether my factory is as reproductive as it was before the accident...thank god nothing changed)

Poor men....physically stronger then the gals.....but gave them so obvious weakness.....at the most ego spot is also the weak spot.....poor men........poor poor men....and few hours after my accident......... it still hurts...ouch dammit...

Ways to Handle Possesive and Hardcore Parents..

2008-06-29T07:08:00.000-07:00

Hmmmm to all those Momma's boy or Daddys daughter out there, or those who cant escape their parents iron grip on them.....I am gonna teach u guys a method to break free of the parental dominance....and to wear the family pants...as in..no one can control u at home..................All of u who read this are damn lucky cause this genius method will really be effective....
okie okie....cut the crap. now important stuffs.........

1. try to get book.....a compilation of old folks home in MALAYSIA....and mayb some famous ones around the world....

(this suits hardcore parents hahahahahahah)

2. Ok now...when they(parents) start giving trouble, restricting freedom, applying dinosaur age rules or logic, doing embarrassing stuffs or even being a brick head.....................Argue a bit with them.....a bit first...try to push some limits...
3.If u can see no progress or lose the fight..now its time to get serious....walk to the books u prepared in step 1.........show them the book...and call them to pick 1 old folks home which suits them.........And if they behave not that bad.....they get to even choose from book 2 which is in overseas......... and of course...no old folks home if they submit to ur will...........
4. ALSO try convince them u will really do it...tell them u will jus suffer now a while and u dun mind and tell them u will write down what they do now in aa diary for later or the future reference.......................................

HAHAHAH i m damn sure ur parents will freak out......they will start to think fr their future too..... and this move my frens...will earn u ur respect and also your dignity and ur PRIDE...hahahahha Oh ya and don forget to use eyes like this

Essential...u r gonna need this to show that u mean business....

Me????? i did this myself?????? NO crazy r??? haha i don need methods like this.... i m gifted in the cock ways...i can talk my way out of any shit and also cock my way to anything...haha and by the way........i might be able to teach desperate parents how to counter this method of mine..... hahaha its actually kinda easy....but parents r brick headed...they have no creativity in them............
hmm being lazy to post another blog entry to defend them.....ill jus write here.... jus send ur useless rebellious to hell..haha if u do love them but they r still rebellious..and r using the old folks home method to shake ur balls.....hehe hey i m sure u guys heard of the orphanage rite???? show them the similar book too......case closed....

Apa Lu Buat ni KERA ja(mb)an

2008-06-28T05:34:00.000-07:00

Fuel price already increase so hai d........(we r 1 of the oil producing country)...............And then now cant pay by credit card?????????????????????????????????
What the fish...i cant see any move from the government also......................
HEY.......pay low...living cost so high...........then how to cope?????????

I know.... our Government wants all citizen of Malaysia to be like in a reality drama... I heard we r gonna change our whole policy and flag system too....there...

here is the MALAYSIAN new flag...nice rite...
let me explain more bout the flag......The word survivor surrounded by outwit, foreplay...opps outplay... and outlast means that all malaysians muz fight each other and fight everything to survive.........see damn good.... and then the green colour means.... that ermmm.......oh ya we have to be strong lik incredible hulk....yeah.........the blue colour sea means .....ermm...BN..... Celcom...or the blue activities of malaysians is vast lik the sea....
Well done Malaysia........we r heading to our vision 2020 which is to b AFGHANISTAN with greeens and blues.....(afghanistans is covered with desert..so only brown..we more colourfull)

WAYS TO LOSE UR GAL....

2008-06-27T14:38:00.001-07:00

FEELING lik THIS???????

BUGGED by Chicks lik this?????

ALSO feeling lik this?????????????

FOLKS in MALAYSIA have solution to this problem......seriously dudes...let me help u and share with u guys MALAYSIAN way of solutions to the problem above.....

Get ur pens or pencils and notes......here i come...ok

1. Take that b1tch to the forest(preferrably ROMPIN)..telling her u wanna beraksi panas(common MALAYSIAN term) with her there...

2. SHoot her.....No not with ur water gun(that water cant kill..can only infest a 9 month parasite..if u r venomous and possess functioning venoms) Use a real gun...shoot her.....

3. LAst but not least...blow her with a bomb..( NOOOO its not BLOWING her with some sex bomb move)...typical c4 or any explosive....

SEE..tensions gone....with this 3 easy steps...u can lose any gal who is clinging on to u......
Its easy for any common guys to do it right.......military c4 are easily available in any convenient stall....and oh oh...don worry....MALAYSIA will cover ur hairy ass if the gals parents find out.... They will delay it longer than Great Wall Of China...........As expected...we r living in the Rapist and bombing heaven..... Malaysia BOLEHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! VISI EXPLOSI(malayfication of the word explosion ) 2020................................

HANCOCK......................HANDJOB?????

2008-06-27T14:28:00.000-07:00

HMMM if no one told me the cuming movie HANCOCK is about superhero.......i wont know it is....come on all you dirty minded dudes out there....HANCOCK??????? what a name???? it sounds lik its a guy with a super ability .... He can...put his hand on his cock??? or he is a chinese with the name HAN(i have this part too in my name) and he is either very cocky or he have a big cock(me too) or he jus talk cock(the fundamental building block of this blog)......................Whatever...i shud not critisize HANcock...cause its related to me(except the suuperhero abilities part..i can only super talk cock)..............i shud idolize HANDCOCK....

Damn...look at that mean big bird on his forehead........BIRD OF PREY...(Mine is bird of spray)

STOMPIN ROMPIN III - BACK TO THE ROMPIN

2008-06-27T14:09:00.000-07:00

The 3rd sequel of STOMPIN ROMPIN is back and it starts with CIPLANG being very lonely and depressed in the absence of his counter terrorist teammate(Counter Strike pc game team.)....He keeps getting pawned by terrorist and he often slams his LOGITECH keyboard and new mouse too(u think those logitech keyboard and mouse fr gaming are cheap ar...they cost ciplang approximately 100 kerang siput(rompin currency) )......Without his other half....CAPLANG(aka 8r14n)..he is a giant piece of dung...(in which caplang is also the other half of that giant dung without ciplang)..............SO frustrated Caplang turns bad in the 3rd moviea and uses other alternative to make Ciplang his teammate again...... Ciplang cant personally go to look for caplang cause he is rooted to rompin....(he cant live without rompins excess tress and leaves), so he hires human mercenary(forest gangster= orang asli) to get back his bro caplang....

(sorry caplang...STAR paper like elephants..and dunno y u r assosiated to them)

DAMN......the main hero Caplang is caught and ......part 3 ends.....
WILL caplang escape his desperate Ciplang??? WHat happens next??????
We cant tell untill the fourth episode is out..but what i can hint u guys is that, there will be intoduction of many new characters and more about rompin...here is some sneak preview of part 4.......

Are they allies of Caplang or just..... U gotta catch em all......

MENS PRIDE....CAN they b swallowed????

2008-06-27T14:03:00.000-07:00

What are men's ego???? is it their height, body size, looks, wallet , nerdiness??????? or is it the GUN size.??????????????????????? I m gonna say the GUN size is the most important aspect of a men's ego....... call him needle dick and he will either gt pissed off or try to proof 2 things....1 its not a needle....its a log...or.....hahaha cant deny its needle size and try to brag bout gun performance or bullets or those bullshit.................SO it is indeed that their gun symbolizes their pride....so can men's pride be swallowed????????? i GUESS So... see

HAHAHAH...its damn nice........

WANTED!!!!

2008-06-27T13:35:00.000-07:00

Jus went to watch the movie WANTED (the only reason is of course ANGELINA JOLIE...........DAMN those sexy lips....it makes u feel lik A BJ from her can move the world.......... i can see why brad pitt is sticking to her...lucky S.O.B)

In the mean time to all guys readers..let me give u losers a quiz........ What do u get when u have a <<<<<<<<< (PUSSY) on someones face............................................... The answer is............................................................. TADA

HAHA...angelina jolies pu55y lips...

K ...sorry for the perverted intterupting quiz.............. now back to the review about the movie WANTED

EH shit....not this movie..altho another wanted actor..but this guy lost his popularity d.........ryan seacrest is more popular than him now.....he is keeping a low profile now cause he need to think of a grand cum back.............

Here we go..poster of the movie wanted............

EHHHH....damnnnnnnn another picture of terrorist......stupid movie title made me confused.......(tell u a secret..this is sumbodys passport picture, and WTFFF....y isnt he detained under ISA or sumthing....they let him pass u knw.....the kastam.....MALAYSIA..apa lu buat ni........... bukak mata scan betul betul)

OK....haha here we go..the real WANTERD movie......

yummy...with poster lik this and the 18pl rating.....who wanna miss a shot of ANGEL Lina Jolly...........if we r lucky we might get scenes lik those in holy sin(most of my frns first porn)..........................................

ok ok...the trailer....everything....was kinda nice...actions(ANGEL LINA JOLLY).................but the logic of the story right...hahah was quite ONE THIRD(spells WANTED) la......they can defy laws of physics and jus make bullets drift(serious shit).....and some matrix shit was in this movie also.......u can see one guy at the beginning fly.....hahah tho not as cool as keanu reeves..but ok ok(I M NT GAY)............hmmmm
ANd one more thing...this movie is quite cruel........two reasons for me....cause
1. there is a scene where they will cause the whole train with kids ,senior citizens, babies, innocent civilian..and most important hot chicks to jus fall down a damn deep clifff.........trust me..no human can survive that fall.....(except ANGEL LINA JOLLY..in which she really did survive)...evil la......

2. The main hero...duno wats his name...hu cares anyway (only watch 2 movie fr JOLLY).........used thousand of rats and place bombs on them... many rats died in the movie...damn...so cruel la........This movie is promoting violence on animals....so...actors directors or anyone involved in WANTED, u guys r gonna be wanted list in the animal protection activist....................................

Conclusion of the movie................great action.........everything ok ok...tho with a COCK storyline..... but hmmm...ill have to say its gud(keranamu ANGELINA KU).........................

ANd 1 more thing...to help my NERD fren gain popularity........... ill promote him here.......

PART II of WANTED....
WANTNERD(u can pronounce as WANTED or want nerd..depends.........)

New Italy sponsor

2008-06-20T11:38:00.000-07:00

Nuthing much.........jus to inform that Italy got new sponsor 4 their jersey........

I m doing this for a frens fren!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2008-06-20T11:04:00.000-07:00

From my previous post stompin Rompin..... remember CHIPLANG( i JUST came out with that name so dun bother looking behind)..... CAPLANG's(aka 8r14n)........Called me personally.....to get me to beg caplang to go back his Rompin hometown......Trust me...u shud see him when begging to me.....

He was begging me .........just imagine something so big so ego.......begging me.....(this picture again is from STAR paper...haha damnit i dun wanna do part 2 wan....but duno y STAR paper alwaiz got elephant) Begging me to pass this message to his "frn" capalang...he seriously needs to CS with him...SO how can i say no to him( u gila r say no to elephant???1st place how can i talk to elephant i oso dunno...fairy tale oni la...jus read la..diU) say no then hantar me go meet saddam hussein immediately)

SO Caplang......pls...go back ROMPIN.......find ur fren.....PLAY CS TOGETHER....BATH together....end his misery...........BETTER DUN MAKE HIM FIND ME AGAIN..OR NOT I PULL UR D1CK TILL IT BECOMES A PARALYZED BELALAI GAJAH(elephant trunk)...(Pray to g06 STAr dun publish another elephant pic)

THE COCK IS BACK...

2008-06-20T10:54:00.000-07:00

SORRY readers......damn exams kept me quite busy acting to study in frn of my parents....haha in order to make them nag less....bla bla future this future that...Mrs XX daughter everynite study...MR YYY son everynite masturbate with his notes la....the neighbours dog read book la.....THEN WHY U MY SON DUN NEED STUDY WAN?????? R U UNI STUDENT????????.................What can i answer huh?????? I m Genius(my results dun show that at all)....................so finally have to pretend study lorr.....hahah......

anyway...............temporary acting career is over.......now i can cock u guys lifeless readers d...yahooooooooooo..........

I m BACK!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry

2008-06-16T10:19:00.000-07:00

BEE SEE WITH EXAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO BLOG...........FOR FEW DAYS....SORRRY

Well done MAlaysia...

2008-06-14T03:08:00.000-07:00

Yesterday......the Malaysian football team did quite well dudes......First of all it was euro2008 man...and Malaysia qualified(cause Malaysia is next to france ma..they jus have Paris the city of romance..our whole Malaysia is Tanah 'beromen'..so this practically puts us in Europe) ........thats great.....................................and they gave the Romanians some hard time.......and our Malaysians boys were practically dominating the ball possession.....Damn i felt proud for them.......and they look damn Cool and handsome in their new Blue uniform....

EHHHH!!!!!!!!!! this is not Malaysia mehh....yesterday i saw their performance like the Malaysian Dream team oni..there were many dreamy and fantasy elements when trying to score goal.....

Sorry huh..i know nothing bout football......

Juices of life

2008-06-14T03:01:00.000-07:00

Fruits are great man...............we all like fruits and their juices(sounds so wrong)........................and of course the bigger the fruit..the more the juice..................so..........................the more the nutrients in it.... and.......................................the funnier it gets................see for urself.......

hahah the title itself is dumb...what the fart is air buah buahan???fruit fluid or fruit water????
And someone b kind enuf to explain to me wats jus special...and........besar......wats special..and ppl prefer them big..wat???? try guess....its big and its juicy.....hahahahah

Capati with no Ghee = Shitty

2008-06-14T02:45:00.001-07:00

Was out to yam cha in a 24 hours nasi kandar shop........and watched football....(Italy and France played lik the whole Italy and France only got 12 ppl...11 players and 1 manager.....the whole France n italy went to play that match...and sucked in it)..............Shouting during the match drained my energy lik being given a BJ with 10 horsepower mouth.... so i tried out their capati.....capati is an Indian food which.. looks lik this...

My fren once said ghee is the essence of life..

SO waited a while and finally my capati came.....it did not look so nice like the picture above....hmmm its not really appetising ..my Indian frens around me realised it too...........
And the reason it tastes so dull....is because...its lacking....of GHEEEEE......yes ghee........
Just a simple ghee and the taste makes so much difference..and my frn punya fren can actually produce ghee frm her fruit(punani i guess)......awesome...and tht fren of mine likes to drink ghee......
So me being not so fortunate...not having any frens who can produce ghee frm any fruit
.........is trying to get some ghee...and thats the best i came up with...

Yeah i got ghee all over my capati.......(i guess this ghee i got looks lik it only comes out once a month..that bloody colour)However..since its not the ori ghee....it tastes slightly better than Italy's performance early this mornin.....

Stompin Rompin

2008-06-12T12:04:00.000-07:00

Hi readers....this is a short one... i m doing this for my dude 8r14n......................he is rumored to be from sumwhere near rompin.....the bushy and forest part....(eh the bushy and log part sounds familiar) ..........he doesnt like fame and publicity..but i guess....he still cant escape publicity...... and made someone richer by RM50
wanna see his hometown buddy??????

(i took from the star paper)
8r14n.....ur frens looking fr u... pity that poor thing....go back ur hometown lerr.....he is lonely..no one play counter strike with him...he cant knife his Caplang fren...

A Man With Great Destiny

2008-06-12T10:21:00.000-07:00

In the cold night of 20th August 1983...In the small town of Tambov ...This small town is gonna be touched by Gods grace where they will be blessed with one with a great destiny.....The story continues

Maid : My lord its a lovely little boy..how handsome is he..
Mrs Yuri : Oh let me see my baby boy...let me hug him.......
Maid : Here u go my lady
Mr Yuri : With looks like this, i m sure our son is meant for greatness......Summon
the astrologer(what the fug is an astrologer doing in his house??? screwing the
cat??? nvm forget it..its a story)
Astrologer: U summoned me my lord...
Mr Yuri : DUHHHHHHHH.........With the eyes in which u r gifted with........look what destiny
my son hold........
Astrologer: thats a SON?? where is the wiener???Its a gal.......
Mrs Yuri : dumbass its still small.......he is still young....
Astrologer : oh we shall snip it off.......

Few hours of beatings and torturing later

Astrologer : with my eyes ive caught a glimpse of the future and i can see that ur son is the
choosen one..he is meant for greatness..
Mr Yuri :Very good...whats his talent and from this i shall give him his name....
Astrologer : i foreseen some pictures....

Astrologer than uses his pen drive(i dunno where or what and all i know is its a stick) and den transfer the image he saw in the future and prints it out....

(masturbate= jerk off = zhirkov)

Mr Yuri : Very well.....we shall name him..... ZHIRKOV.....YURI ZHIRKOFF.....

And then the world is shocked by his talent.....and name....LOL

Fuel Price ERECTION..

2008-06-12T02:36:00.000-07:00

Crap man........The biggest issue for all driver now is the fuel price...........Its getting so expensive that i guess my primary transport is gonna be bicycle...

Yeah...its very interesting... if everyone cycles lik this......then i will surely cycle even if the fuel is free.....(yeah pervertish head is back)

What the fish........... from RM1.90 to 2.70( i m nt sure about the exact price but stiilll SCREW THE PRICE......) GONE UP SO HIGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SIAO ONE...My frens .. fuel......is no longer something normal ppl can afford.....it have became something only the wealthy can afford........

Hello i know la our towers one of the few most highest in DA WORLD...but dun have to erect the fuel price till so high la.......

And why is the price soaring high.. a part of the global fuel price increement....its because

1.Petronas say will bankrupt if the subsidy increase...According to them they fund a lot of projects.....eh..yeah..i can see a lot of BIG PROJECTS WHICH CAN DRAIN THEM

2. From point1 ....where did all the money go to......hardworking ministers who even have entertaintment allowance......... WHAT THE FART....their pay is already so high and they have free car,free fuel all oso free getting all the advantage...and as if the work hard???If they are so dilligent and productive.....Malaysia will b even better than Singapore (we have the resources)..They just focus to pocket in more money from the governtment...

Their solution for the petrol hike.....Adjust ur lifestyle....hey....is this the best thing u can come up with..isnt their purpose to serve the public.....serve the citizen??? and now...our tax goes to their luxury..so we r serving them......and by the way,i guess they dont even have to pay their own fuel...AND they keep one call us to compare with other country....THAIland... singapore.....come on dude.......of course the fuel price is more expensive..but the THAIS DUN NEED TO PAY TOLL..no toll u knw...here in MALAYSIA..toilet oso got toll...sumday in the future..we even need to pay toll to get into our own house....and Singapore..their public is so organized and so efficient la...and their pay is high....AND DUN COMPARE COMPARE..WHY HAVE TO FOLLOW PEOPLE WHEN WE HAVE OUR OWN BRAIN>>WHY WHY>>> NO BRAIN IS IT>>COMPARE>>

HOW TO COMPARE?????

Dont u guys think that the government is wasting money in sooooo many irrelevant stuffs...lik the space tourist.....it cost dunno how many hundred million from the commission of the purchase of the Sukhoi jets from Russia......that hundred million can b used elsewhere....and...there is seriously nothing to be proud of..we did not create our own rocket or any shit......so what we did was jus sent a tourist there...come on..what is the GOV trying to proof... Malaysians can go space...come on dude......some chimpanzee and a dog was up there too..

SEEE<<<<<<<<

He got BIG ears to hear everything......ALL the problems and complains...

And yeah..he works very hard.......lik all government servant where they have superman speed ....work finishes at 4 and they reach home at 2.....this is...is superspeed.... can even travel thru time....Anothe example is Samy vellu.... esok kirim hari ini sampai....this is our gov.,..

I guess he sets his alarm clock at 1.90 and tertidor untill 2.70.......WAKE UP......

Yeah sikit.....SIKIT lik the amount of sperms i have...

Idea Draught and Boring day..

2008-06-11T12:08:00.000-07:00

I can easily come out with any bullshit and any cock and bull story to write...but i guess today is the day where my creative(more to pervertish) brain takes his annual leave.......HELOOOO. dumbo brain...come back.......what if today a gal approaches me(which never happened in my entire life)...HUH...what m i going to do without my creativity?? how m i going to impress them,????HOW HOW..or what if they get noti(hehe i lik this)... what would i do without my pervert brain with me..

Id be like the local Porn Star C.S.LEK..where id need to rely on porn to hold my Eiffel tower...
(IMPORTANT NOTICE!!! I DO NOT POSSES THIS VIDEO,I OBTAINED THIS PICTURE FROM YAHOO IMAGE SEARCH>DO NOT CATCH ME POLIS.I DONT HAVE THE INFLUENCE AND MONEY TO MAKE THEM SET UP A ROYAL COMMISSION TO DETERMINE WHETHER WAS I THE ONE WHO WROTE THIS )

sad case for a young guy like me....who is supposed to be at least 65% performance of the energizer bunny..........

OK enuf with the dirty talk today(so unlike me..come back u dirty brain..do your job..dont be like Malaysian government servant).... Hmm i can see why i m acting lik this...and looking around my room..i can finally identify the problem.......
Dumbass mid term is approaching..............zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz i havnt study and i still have lab report to do......

I m a very organized guy and also neat...see how neat is my bed with my untouched notes which are there for days d,its almost rooted there..... and Rocky is what i need to study.... haha it rubs me in the wrong way...............to study...LOL..

Hahaha and my table is so messy...cant even use it to study or do anything....haha (actually i kinda cleaned some dvd on my table..haha cause .....i m nt that open to reveal to everyone the choice of Corn DVD i prefer.)

Cause of all this messiness....i guess this is why i cant think of anything funny to write..it sure must be....yeah....

(sorry readers.......its not funny...short of funny stuffs to write...wanted to write bout the Russian footballer zhirkoff which sounds lik jerk off(means pcc,toceng,master bed, da feikei,goncang)
but duno....i would be too short.....and C.S.Leks hot video would even b more interesting than my blog)

Man get nod from wives and court to marry 4th????

2008-06-10T10:26:00.000-07:00

What The FIsh??????? Anyone who reads todays , i mean yesterdays(tuesday,10 june 2008) Star paper on page N3 surely cant miss the article Man Gets Nod from Wives and Couth to Marry a Fourth.................... ok.this hercules is 54 years old.... and the 4th wife is -30 his age.......24......zzzzzzzzzzzz wtF......................... and one more thing......... believe it or not ...this guy have 25 childrens........ heck he can set up 2 football teams with extra players la................ and his eldest child is 25....thats the age of his 4th wife........ my god....what is this guy...Hummer .......or Sex machine from the future ..sexerminator????????And by the way he claims he treat them equally...haha how??? i guess like this ....sunday ..wife number 1(1 day ni cause old d..not fun). monday ..wife number 2(same lik number 1)...then tuesday and wednesday is wife number 3..then wife number 4 get theurday and friday......so what he does on saturday??????? Rest day la...haha or mayb not.....mayb looking for candidate 5.......illegally or legally god knows....

One thing is that at least he makes 20k a month......and i guess its enuf to support his 2 football teams family......hmmmmmm and i m guessing the 20 k comes from him doing advertisement for energizer.....

I m sure everyone knows the Energizer bunny which sounds "it keeps going and going and going and going"...hmm so i guess this guy keeps Humping and humping and humping and humping......hahaha

Insects VS Incest

2008-06-10T09:39:00.000-07:00

Malaysia is one of the mega Biodiversity Centres of the world and this is so because of its variety in and among living things. We have 1.7 millions identified species here and insects are a big contributor to that number....(This whole para is familiar rite..to my frns..yes its BLO notes)

Here are jus some example of the insects u cant find in Malaysia.....

Other than insects..... u can also find one more kind of species in Malaysia which are breeding freely and are becoming majority....
So what are those....they are incestors........yes...... ur eyes did not fool you........ its true...incests...... its becoming very frequent nowadays......

So here are some examples ive found in StarOnline...

Two accused of raping girl, 12

KUALA LUMPUR: She is only 12 years old but her uncle and a so-called fiance have been accused of taking turns to rape her.

Yesterday, her 26-year-old wireman “fiance” and her 21-year-old uncle pleaded not guilty in a Sessions Court here to three counts of raping her.

They are said to have raped the underage pupil in a kitchen at Rumah Panjang Setapak Jaya in Setapak at 3am on Oct 27, at PPR Salak Selatan in Jalan Salak Jaya at 2am on Oct 30, 2006 and in a kitchen at PPR Salak Selatan at 3am on Nov 3, 2006.

The girl’s father had lodged a complaint over the alleged rape and incest on Sept 9 last year.

DPP Nurul Ain Hamzah asked the court to deny bail, saying that the prosecution was concerned that both accused might disturb the victim.

However, she asked their bail to be set at RM30,000 in one surety if the court intended to use its discretion in the matter.

The wireman's father said he could only afford to raise RM3,000 for his bail while the uncle's sister pleaded for a lower bail for him.

Sessions Court judge Fathiyah Idris granted each accused bail of RM10,000 in one surety.

She set March 3 for mention pending the appointment of lawyers for them.

The webpage is

http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2008/1/31/courts/20182007&sec=courts

hmmm animals and beast..........

Transformers 2- Kanine Kaos(reads as chaos)

2008-06-10T09:00:00.000-07:00

Hey guys...check this out.. i check the net and guess what ive found.... transformer 2- Kanine Kaos or KK sneak preview.... nuthing much is released except for a picture and the fact that the new transformers will b in organic form which means they are in fleash...no more metal... we hope they can still maintain the fun lik they did for Transformer 1....

A new hero will replace Optimus Prime. Da name is K-Prime which stands for kanine prime acted by Kiss Hen ....
they wont b called Autobots where they have new name called autodawgs......cool yeah... i guess his battle call shud b ....hmmm so hard to guess...

Auto dawgs!!!!! lets move out and ronda ronda ......
and then they transform.....woof woof woof woof woof........

So for all transformer fans out there..... be sure to wait for this new Box office hit.... i m sure it will b a hit.......

And not forgetting of course is the auto dawgs logo.... hmmmm..... cool...

Famous Malayali and Ceylonese

2008-06-10T05:01:00.000-07:00

Readers... i m very very proud to have friends who are famous....One is a famous Malayali and another is a famous Ceylonese from UCSI.....opps sorry is The famous Ceylonese..

Contributions???
Bali Bombing...September 11...London subway bombing..Sarin gas attack..and most important..missed penalty...

Contributions..
No him No darkness..No darkness no villain no criminals... without all that no hero or police...
and most important.. there wont b night..

( i have to use white box to cover the eyes cause if i use black...it wont make any difference)

Spot The Difference Competition

2008-06-10T04:16:00.000-07:00

Here is your once in a lifetime opportunity to drive a lamborgini murcielago...... just take part in an easy competition where u just need to spot the difference between 2 pictures..

This sexy Metal Panty Remover can be urs...No chick will ever say no to u......

Here we go...the 2 pictures................

Tips : No difference

I will personally send the murcielago picture to the winner. Contestants are supposed to leave their email add. TQ.

Italy suxxxsss

2008-06-10T03:58:00.000-07:00

Gud looks, poor performance is useless.............they played lik crap...

This was their performance early this morning...

And the fans blame it on luck...........its not they are out of luck but they suck

Reason Why My Prediction Went Wrong

2008-06-10T03:33:00.000-07:00

I m finally letting out the fat cat out of the bag.. Why m i giving wrong predictions for the Italy and HoLan match... I was hoping that those who r wise enough to follow my advice and bet on italy(in which i belief none did) will really bet on italy...... and lose big....so it would b a very gud start for them to stop gambling. All of us shud know many ppl lost everything to gambling and its very hard to cure that addiction(eg.my fren LANLIk)...so u see....it was purely out of my gud intention(yeah i wish i m that noble and holy).

lol.. and moreover.... my ccb crystal ball is not functioning properly la..

Bought it from a nearby pasar malam... that stupid guy who sold it to me was so convincing...he was the one who gave me the 6 o clock prediction at 5.30 and i did not belief him tat time so we waited..and i swear to god it really really really became 6 o clock half an hour later...

So last night after that match i checked my crystall balls( eh no no its not crystall..pure semineferous tubules..testical content)...... guess what i saw????

WTF????

Moral of the story.......dont trust China made products.......(more than half of my hse items are china made product..and i m a chinese... if china have 50 guys lik me..sure become developed lik afghanistan...)

Why chicken little????

2008-06-09T08:32:00.000-07:00

Ever wondered why chicken little is called chicken little....why little?? why???

Oh my god...his gonna fight off the aliens with some very 'big gun' of his....hahahhahahah

cause chicken little has a little d1ck.... still not yet a cock..... yeah the word little fits perfectly like a puzzle........ he can also be named...little bird.....lol

hmmm sorry.... small d1ck is also a disability.....i shouldn't b laughing at them cause its equally like laughing at the disabled.....sorry sorry...but still hahahahahahhahahahahhaha
By the way,according to Russel Peter's theory,the smaller ur man gun, the bigger ur ego. The perfect example is.. lets see Asian men are lets say ,not so gifted when it comes to gun size......so to prove that small is equally lethal...they start a humping spree......so now.....look at how many Chinese are there....dun take worldwide...just China...beat that......hahahha (i m also chinese...but maybe i m diluted..haha the small factor in my genes are washed away i guess)

Tonite....Italy versus Holland..

2008-06-09T06:28:00.000-07:00

Haha from the name itself we can tell that Italy gonna win.. Why?? No i m not Italy fan and not really interested in football..The reason why Italy is gonna win is cause the team they are against tonite is HoLan...haha (in chinese it means done...of finished..or GGed... or over..). So those who r betting..trust me....Italy sure win..... so far my prediction is 100% correct....

Here are some of my famous and accurate prediction...
1. at 5.30 p.m....i predicted that in 30 mins time it will b 6
2. i predicted on Sunday that it will b Monday the next day
3. I predicted the fuel price will increase
4. I predicted that there are elephants in Rompin
5. I predicted that the co star in the famous Chua Soi Lek video is his 'personal fren' and not his
wife(after seeing the wife's picture)
6. I predicted that BeeNod and 51v3n miss penalty..

I guess its enough to gain every ones trust in me...I m gifted man......can anyone help me with all this talent...LOL

Back to football... i can see that many ppl is supporting Italy. Italy have many female fans.... I m actually so embraced.. opps embarrassed to say that those gals...knw more than me...about football...

Here are my defenses, they love football because of this

Jus look at that body

Hmm gifted with looks, skills, body ,money, honey( dun really lik)...... but....yeah i like the but ).... part...... his voice is so... soft...hmmm..(ok i m not writing this cause i m jealous of him.a little bit only). haha no ones perfect...

jus look at the face and body

ok.. forget about the face(looks lik Predator from the movie Predator, alien vs predator 1 and 2 ) look at that body and skills

THIS!!! IS!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HMmmmmmmmmm hahaha ok ok serious...
look at the body ignore the face

come on..respect , its also football ok...jus more flashy and funny..

See how unfair..they get to see all those hot guys with their hot body( omfg..i sound lik gay...no no i m totally straight ok...gt unofficial partner d ok) ........

And for guys.... what we get???

If looks can kill then i can tell u this could wipe out the entire nation....

They look manlier than me and their legs can even break elephants legs........

what do you think???? Entertaining yeah.... but i dont mind if footballers are lik this

Yeah..this is football man....unfortunately its not...
(hmm i love jessica alba....come on..who doesnt..
its international men law which sounds lik this 'no man is a man or possesses no balls if he do not adore our holy Jessica Alba'...see.... i have proof..i m normal straight guy)

My fren da great Malayali

2008-06-09T04:17:00.000-07:00

(sorry to all the Malayalam's......i m not criticizing u all....this is only subjected to my fren bee nod)

I have a course mate , bee nod... he is a guy who takes pride with his Malayalam status.......He feels superior and thinks he is above the rest......and often criticizes his other Indian fren....
I m chinese , so of course i m nt sure what is a Malayalam.... and of course...whn u dont know something...u go to www.wikipedia.com for help(assignments,lab reports,anything, even boasting point as if u know every single thing in the world). like every average dude..i went there...so this is what i got..

The Malayali people are members of the collection of ethnic groups defined by the usage of Malayalam as their native language or by their nativity to the Indian state of Kerala. While the majority of Malayalis belong to Kerala, significant populations also exist in other parts of India, the Middle East, Europe and North America. According to the Indian census of 1991, there were 28,096,376 speakers of Malayalam in Kerala, making up 96.6% of the total population of Kerala. Hence the word Keralite is often used in the same context, though a proper definition is ambiguous.

Hmmm and the most important thing i found.....is..........about malayali....haha

BeeNod...dun b mad ya....its 51b3n's idea....he told me bout this video...but both of us r not really sure whether this is Malayam or not...yes or not...jus enjoy the video..

anyway thanks to buffalax for his wonderfull subbing job and u can find more of his masterpiece in youtube...i m sure everyone knows how to go to youtube website rite????rite??rite???

ok ok....wrong..this is nt malayalam..its telugu...
this is malayalam......

yeah BeeNot... r u proud now....

Guys..shave properly.....

2008-06-09T03:04:00.002-07:00

Guys.......... please shave properly..... and by the way....i dont know why my fren can cut the ears??? was he shaving the ear hairs??? HOW???

Or he did sumthin nasty, and his mummy gave him one hell of a twister roller coaster twist to the ears..shame on u 51v3n.....hahah the most gud looking guy in my university got his ear twisted by his mom.....

haha shame on u ..shame shame..

And again be careful.....lucky it was the ear....if he was shaving his lower dude.....haha then frm a thambi my fren will become a minachi...

SEXY....

2008-06-09T01:53:00.000-07:00

oh my god..look at all those 'revealing' and 'sexy' outfit..... hmmm its so sexy that u can almost see the word "come and do something nasty 2 me"...

BULLSHIT........
If anyone of u read newspaper last week or few weeks back, 'someone' commented that the uniform Malaysian female students are wearing is revealing and this encourages rape....
yes yes...i know....stupidity is part of Malaysia.... dumbo....is that sexy????? if anyone thinks that those dull outfit is sexy...i dun mind having a 7 days arguments with them....
SHE..opps, sorry.... that fella is so not practical, what age is she living in, Jurassic??

This is some of my opinion..
1. Its not sexy at all compared to other country
2. So that dumbass is gonna blame rape case on the victims because of their appearance?No
matter how one dresses,that does not gif others the right to do anything bad to them,control
ur animal behaviour.......dun Blame the victims...
3. If u end up wrapping urself up lik a mummy or bak chang(rice dumpling or glutinous rice
god knows) , and if u confront animals who cant control their sexual desires..u r still
facing the risk of getting raped(grampa,uncles,father or brothers are famous category of
rapist in Malaysia cause when they say love ur family members..they take it the wrong
way and love them)So congratulations rapist,u choose the right country to live in,here in
Malaysia, we will have people defending u guys and blame the victim.One MP of the
government actually said if u cant fight rape, lay down and enjoy it..wonderful...
4 .Use your brain and analyze the situation before making a statement.Dont ridicule ur self and
our glorious nation,MALAYSIA.........

Oh nt forgetting... this is what we call sexy, and revealing baju kurung......

Oh no no... i m no paedophile.....

This my fren.....is what we call sexy......*drooling..

And these are school uniforms from thailand and japan..how decent.....compared to Malaysia

Luv Thailand and Japan

beginner

2008-06-09T01:22:00.000-07:00

Hi...erm i dunno what to say oso..this is the first post...so i guess....no ones gonna read my blog at first..so jus simply write sumthing,

Jus start by giving a brief introduction of myself..I am a chinese male,20 this year, and not revealing my real name..so for those who can guess who i m..dont reveal my name...and i m saying sorry in advance for my lousy engerris.... cause....malaysian education system is superb..and i m one of the 'fortunate' ones cause i m living in glorious land of malaysia...
lol that was brief..

my blogs will mostly be sarcastic..and sarcastic and sarcastic.(and a little bit 18+)..so readers beware.....of dangerous materials in it..

oh btw...yeah...i hang up with a bunch of guys who also talk cock all the time...and yeah..my primary activity is talking cock...
heck..i dunno what m i typing here oso..so messed up....btw..if u r reading this....haha screw u..get a life and continue reading....