Thailand, Our Friendly Neighbour.

Last Saturday , me and my frens were supposed to head to Thailand fr one night there.Its few days after my ccb, knn 1st year final exams....so was kinda happy that shortly after that we can head to Asia's sin city. And sadly, its gonna be my first time there.....so i m rely rely happy... During exam week itself, i went to the very efficient Jabatan Duno what to get my border pass done.......HAHA dun wanna use my passport ma....cause not nice ma....next time my frens or children or wife see......den ask me " ehh!!!! wah y so many triangle stampings on ur passport wan huh.....wah frequent visitor horrr........." or i dun wan my children to suspect that they have other siblings they dont know about in Thailand.....haha so better use border pass...its kinda convenient too. So back to the Jabatan duno what.......everyone says that doing a border pass is rely cheap and fast.....yeah...serious shit....its rely fast trust me...........less than 10 minutes...done d.....very very fast li...fr malaysian standards.....(faster than CSL's ejaculation).................But before that....damnn cb officer.........i took my passport sized photo there....and he told me cant use...cause i was in my school uniform..and told me need newer ones...... what the bloody cow......... a lot of my frens say i din change at all ok ...they say my looks still lik whn i was in early secondary scul ok........ fugger...say i old d.......bastard.......... because of that fugger....i have to go get cheated by the Indian photo shop there..... 2 lousy photos fr rm 4............so ok ok....think of the happy days to come in Thailand...forget bout all this petty bullshits...... ookkk

so these are the pictures that appears in my mind....



EHhhhhhhh nononono she is nt in Thailand........ but haha she is staying in my head....i just cant get her out of my head...And dunt want to.....Love ji hyun.



















Yeah baby......Thailand is full with very very hawt chicks(better check their ic b4 u wanna get close or sumthing..u might never knw..may b 'she' has bigger 'man ego' thn u) ..........and btw.....its the pink shirt fr me ok...in case there are any elderly readers or sick aunty lovers...the red one is fr u guys...








hawt....






















erm....this is a shemale...ladyboy.....hehe its kinda common there....but sum of these hybrids.....r much better looking then the real gals...haha........(see men dominate everywhere...haha they can also b the best gal....wahkaka)
















And of course i dun mind bumping into uniform chicks.....
hehe damnn ive been thinking of gals ni.....but normal la...guys ma..i do think bout the foods there too........










And this is the key to all the pictures above.....no wonder la less than 10 mins can finish d......zzzzzzz 1 piece of paper.....with oni the address,name ,ic number and date..........and picture oso paste ni(and nt properly pasted)......10 minutes is kinda long d....zzzzzzzzz.. Malaysia boleh...

Malaysia maju 2020
Kedah maju 2010....(serious..i saw this in the billboards )



Unfortunately............................... 1 day before the saturday, our friend who is supposed to drive there....gt fever......and so the plan was cancelled................soooooo guudbye hawt chicks.........cant see them this week......so my sick fren told that we might go in next week.....whn he gets better...........and....so those pictures are still lingering with hope in my head...and den today.....Tuesday...........i saw the papers.......


huhuhu its state of emergency.....Malaysians are nt advised to go in....huhuhu and btw...... look at that........knife....that cleaver...that butchering device...that giant..knife.................that.....thing...........i admire its beauty..... but...hehehe...mayb few years later ill say hello to Thailand......