The verdict's out...And its...expectedly dumb...

In case some of u readers are for under a coconut shell, or some uni students in between some forest, let me break the news to u guys. Remember the High Council of religious EINSTEINS......the bunch of rocket scientist fellas...their discussion about YOGA is out on whether YOGA is being a practice that can corrupt a Muslim or not(zzzzzzzz the BN Leaders shoud b banned to for their highly corrupted lifestyle). And guessing by their pervertism and nuthing-to-do-ism.....i m guessing they hold their disscussion by watching sum 'HOT' and 'STEAMY' yoga video(it looks like YOGA but it isnt....adults will get wat video i mean...let me gif u more colour clues...its a blue/yellow/red viceo)......lol...together in the room....and therefore claims it to be "HARAM" for Muslims. Those anak harams claims that yogas aims is to be one with god, and therefore it corrupts a MUSLIMS faith and so forth............lolll.......THEN I M FUCKING SURE THAT ALL THIS ROCKET SCIENTISTS HAVE BEEN PRACTICING YOGA FOR 300+ YEARS AS I CAN'T SEE HOW A NORMAL HUMAN CAN HAVE HIS BRAIN CORRUPTED,DISINTERGRATED,OR EATEN TILL THEY BECOMES TOTAL RETARD...........and oh shit....... am i down grading the RETARD word by associating it with those too free bunch of bullshits.......... ANd thats it for now... lol...just woke up.....brain still cant spin.......

warning and beware!!!!!!!!!!!orang minyak spotted!!!!!!!!!!

No joke man....the real orang minyak is spotted and luckily photographed by me..............He is seen trying to remove his minyak( tho in real life i doubt he'd gonna succeed in removing the minyak. He might resort to MJ's method and lose his nose!!!)





(actualu ha.....he is as fair as the towel....and the wall...and the eye cencor....)













So skary la................

The sign LEAST desired to be seen in a HOSPITAL!!!!!!

Here are some interpretations of the sign
1) They wont let u out till u pay a gazillion bazilion dollars for a minor injury.
2) The doctors will make sure u go in with 1 problem and stay there with unlimited problems.
3) You might just rest in peace there!!!!

Hope they have some hawt nurse in there so the patients might enjoy their eternal stay.

generation Y

i m sure most of u have seen or received the email entitled "y generation Y"...................lolll kinda funny.... but for those who havent........let me show u guys the email...

The Silent generation, people born before 1946.

The Baby Boomers, people born between 1946 and 1959.

Generation X, people born between 1960 and 1979.

Generation Y, people born between 1980 and 1995.

Why do we call the last one generation Y? I did not know, but a caricaturist explains it eloquently below...Learned something new!

LOL........ kinda funny....but ....few days after reading the email....i got to witness myself a first hand of the Y-generation ....................and i will share with u guys....





woohooo.......so deep....hahaha (is he the fake yoga model on my post b4 this????)

Malacca....the historical state or hisSORRY state!!!!!!

Malacca is just too famous for all Malaysians fr its many many historical places and foods and so on... .(i m lazy fr those flowery introduction..gonna get to the point quick)..... Malacca produced few famous figures such as ermmmmm no one..... haha all those i can find in wikipedia, i dun rely think they are very important..so lol...jus ignore la......but after such a long draught of talents.....a BRIGHT STAR is rising....he is now shinning with wisdom and smart ideas.......This genius is no other than Malacca's current Chief Miniskirt Datuk Seri Mohd Ali Rustam. I think he shoud be awarded the Nobel Price for Stupidity............................................... read this>>

Malacca may give RM1,000 to men who take them as second wives

MARRIED men in Malacca may receive RM1,000 from the state government if they choose to take poor, single mothers as second wives, reported Harian Metro.

The daily quoted Malacca Chief Minister Datuk Seri Mohd Ali Rustam, who made the proposal, as stressing that the incentive would be given on condition, among others, that the men do not divorce their first wives.

He said the move was not to encourage polygamy but to ease the burden of single mothers who are dependent on welfare aid from various parties.

“The matter is still being considered. The state government will decide following discussions with various parties, including the Malacca Islamic Religious Department, Women and Family Development Council and Welfare Department,” he said.

In an effort to curb social ills such as illicit sex and Mat Rempit, Mohd Ali said the state government would consider giving a similar incentive to youths who get married before 30.

“Currently, young women have been discovered to have illegitimate children, tarnishing the image of Islam and that of their families.”

> The daily also highlighted a report about a man whose wife allegedly had an affair with a police officer after lodging a report on her missing car in Kota Kemuning, Shah Alam, four months ago.

The man, known only as Salman, said he was initially not concerned when his 24-year-old wife received calls from the officer because he thought it was regarding the investigation.

However, after her car was found, the officer continued to contact his wife, he said, adding that they always went out together at night.

“I don’t understand why the officer wants to disturb my wife and my marriage.”

The daily said the officer has been transferred from the district police office to the Selangor police contingent headquarters.

http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2008/11/1/nation/2429033&sec=nation

(again i got this frm The Star...lol..i dun need search far for SR cases..oh SR= severe retardism.......)

LOLLLLLL....great idea rite????? isnt the CM of Malacca a genius.......this is a display of how high he place women in our social status........if the women NGO protest......i m SO SURE he will use the common UMNO MP tactic.....''i dun means it... i have mother toooo.....noo noo!!!! i dun mean it...i wont apologize''....lol....this bullshit is just too familiar...There are too many things i wanna say till...i cant even type 1......But anyway....frm The star again....i read a very good reply towards his great heroic and wise statement....here goes......

An insult to single mothers

I AM utterly disgusted by the report “Malacca may give RM1,000 to men who take them as second wives” (The Star, Nov 1).

The move is tantamount to selling off a single mother for the price of a mere RM1,000.

I lost my father when I was four months old. My mum was never that desperate that she wished to re-marry. To me, she is the greatest mum in the world. She is tough, kind, patient and determined.

Needless to say, my mum was very disappointed with the report.

The decision by the Malacca Government is an insult to all single mums, especially those living in Malacca. They perceive every single mother is desperate to re-marry. And this move will only encourage polygamy among men in Malacca.

The Malacca Government may have good intentions in making the suggestion but it must understand that single mothers are not stocks that can simply be sold off.

Single mothers, just like everyone out there, have dignity. What single mothers really want is to live a quiet life and bring up their children well so that they will eventually be able to take good care of her.

I truly believe that single mums are tougher and I urge the Malacca Government to seriously re-consider the move.

There are more hard-pressed matters to focus on during this time of recession. If the Malacca Government has so much money, why not give the RM1,000 or more directly to all the single mums in Malacca?

CHUAH PING SHIEN,
Kuala Lumpur.

http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2008/11/5/focus/2444758&sec=focus

(hail Mr Chuah.......very very gud reply )

Hang Tuah will rise frm his grave and use taming sari to rupture our Cm's head... i m sure mud will b flowing out....

Last message to CM(cock mind)...we hope u rule Malacca 4ever....and Malacca will b history......

can SOLAT be an alternative to YOGA???????

Sorry to all my readers(if u exist)....very very sorry to all u readers fr my very very slow update...kinda busy........ok so i hope this post will compensate.......

I am sure most of u who reads Star paper are aware of the recent fuss by the Fatwa council about Yoga being....unislamic......... Yoga...having Hindu essence and.......................So its unislamic............................................... ZZZZZZZZZZ this sentence itself makes u wanna laugh....r those fellas retard or sumthing????? dont they have any other work to do......Yoga is a form of exercise that improves our health in...so many ways....and its being practiced in most countriess......
Its a healthy exercise and now this bunch of phD holders are discussing about it........whether muslims can practice them or nt...Why do these bunch of phD ppls lik to make simple things complicated...why do they need to judge everything...and who are they to determine whether it is islamic or unislamic....they are not divine beings or prophets.......ok ok....this is ridiculous enough..................now read this....

Solat a good alternative to yoga

Wikipedia refers to yoga as traditional physical and mental disciplines originating in India; to the goal achieved by those disciplines; and to one of the six orthodox schools of Hindu philosophy.

It is intimately connected to the religious beliefs and practices of the Indian religions. The influence of yoga is also visible in Buddhism.

Practising yoga won’t cause a Muslim to deviate and become a Hindu but copying or adding elements which are clearly from other religions is not acceptable in Islam. The reminder was given in Surah Al Kafirun.

By practising the act which is endorsed by the Hindu and Buddhism religions, one indirectly permits these religions although the faith in the heart remains unchanged.

Muslims who feel offended need to take this issue seriously. In Islam, there are so many healthy activities well known to be good for the health, physically and mentally.

One such activity is Solat, which is to be performed five times a day. Solat dictates a sequence of movements which is good for the body.

There are some health benefits in performing the prayer as it has been proven to increase concentration and refine memory, provide a calming effect and regulate stress, and make the body healthy and active.

Studies have shown that the act of sujud, or prostrating, in solat, encourages blood circulation to several nerves in the brain which do not receive regular blood flow in normal positions. The hearts and spines of pious Muslims are healthy as they receive constant stimulation.

So why look far for such stuff for a healthy lifestyle when you can find alternatives so close to you?

TENGKU AZLAN SULAIMAN,
Sri Kembangan.

(this article is from The Star online

http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2008/11/5/focus/2454614&sec=focus )

After reading this....alll i can say is HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
sorry and no offence towards Yb Tengku Azlan Sulaiman........but do u even understand yoga or practiced it before?????? its not standing there and posing for the camera...its rely bending our body to the max...and all those weird weird and impossible(fr me la..i fat ma) moves......... and now our wise Tengku is comparing it with..solat............a move of prostrating................................I m seriously not trying to ridicule Islam or their Solat....but how can u even compare solat and yoga in physical terms.....its nt comparable at all...its lik comparing...... a kancil and a BMW......heaven and earth...........

loll....here are some of the predicted benefittors of Solat pratitioners....a devout one..a pious one....

Mr holy: I swear to god i only did Solat and this is wat i got.....












Mr pious : Thank u tengku.....fr ur advice...

















Bigger plan to encourage healthy body........commercials...















And for your information......The Pictures below are not yoga.....SO DUN COMPARE!!!!!!!!!!!!