Some parts are cencored to protect his identity and some other parts are also covered to protect his chastity......lik britney spears he is still a virgin.....
Sunday, June 29, 2008
Padini Model..
Some parts are cencored to protect his identity and some other parts are also covered to protect his chastity......lik britney spears he is still a virgin.....
Achilles heels...

No matter how strong u are, ur Achilles heels will surely be ur tender soft rambutan....hahahah

(after hurting my jewels...i dissected my fruit to do the TADPOLE count..whether my factory is as reproductive as it was before the accident...thank god nothing changed)
Poor men....physically stronger then the gals.....but gave them so obvious weakness.....at the most ego spot is also the weak spot.....poor men........poor poor men....and few hours after my accident......... it still hurts...ouch dammit...
Ways to Handle Possesive and Hardcore Parents..
okie okie....cut the crap. now important stuffs.........
1. try to get book.....a compilation of old folks home in MALAYSIA....and mayb some famous ones around the world....

(this suits hardcore parents hahahahahahah)
2. Ok now...when they(parents) start giving trouble, restricting freedom, applying dinosaur age rules or logic, doing embarrassing stuffs or even being a brick head.....................Argue a bit with them.....a bit first...try to push some limits...
3.If u can see no progress or lose the fight..now its time to get serious....walk to the books u prepared in step 1.........show them the book...and call them to pick 1 old folks home which suits them.........And if they behave not that bad.....they get to even choose from book 2 which is in overseas......... and of course...no old folks home if they submit to ur will...........
4. ALSO try convince them u will really do it...tell them u will jus suffer now a while and u dun mind and tell them u will write down what they do now in aa diary for later or the future reference.......................................
HAHAHAH i m damn sure ur parents will freak out......they will start to think fr their future too..... and this move my frens...will earn u ur respect and also your dignity and ur PRIDE...hahahahha Oh ya and don forget to use eyes like this

Essential...u r gonna need this to show that u mean business....
Me????? i did this myself?????? NO crazy r??? haha i don need methods like this.... i m gifted in the cock ways...i can talk my way out of any shit and also cock my way to anything...haha and by the way........i might be able to teach desperate parents how to counter this method of mine..... hahaha its actually kinda easy....but parents r brick headed...they have no creativity in them............
hmm being lazy to post another blog entry to defend them.....ill jus write here.... jus send ur useless rebellious to hell..haha if u do love them but they r still rebellious..and r using the old folks home method to shake ur balls.....hehe hey i m sure u guys heard of the orphanage rite???? show them the similar book too......case closed....
Saturday, June 28, 2008
Apa Lu Buat ni KERA ja(mb)an
What the fish...i cant see any move from the government also......................
HEY.......pay low...living cost so high...........then how to cope?????????
I know.... our Government wants all citizen of Malaysia to be like in a reality drama... I heard we r gonna change our whole policy and flag system too....there...

here is the MALAYSIAN new flag...nice rite...
let me explain more bout the flag......The word survivor surrounded by outwit, foreplay...opps outplay... and outlast means that all malaysians muz fight each other and fight everything to survive.........see damn good.... and then the green colour means.... that ermmm.......oh ya we have to be strong lik incredible hulk....yeah.........the blue colour sea means .....ermm...BN..... Celcom...or the blue activities of malaysians is vast lik the sea....
Well done Malaysia........we r heading to our vision 2020 which is to b AFGHANISTAN with greeens and blues.....(afghanistans is covered with desert..so only brown..we more colourfull)
Friday, June 27, 2008
WAYS TO LOSE UR GAL....

FEELING lik THIS???????

BUGGED by Chicks lik this?????

ALSO feeling lik this?????????????
FOLKS in MALAYSIA have solution to this problem......seriously dudes...let me help u and share with u guys MALAYSIAN way of solutions to the problem above.....
Get ur pens or pencils and notes......here i come...ok
1. Take that b1tch to the forest(preferrably ROMPIN)..telling her u wanna beraksi panas(common MALAYSIAN term) with her there...
2. SHoot her.....No not with ur water gun(that water cant kill..can only infest a 9 month parasite..if u r venomous and possess functioning venoms) Use a real gun...shoot her.....
3. LAst but not least...blow her with a bomb..( NOOOO its not BLOWING her with some sex bomb move)...typical c4 or any explosive....
SEE..tensions gone....with this 3 easy steps...u can lose any gal who is clinging on to u......
Its easy for any common guys to do it right.......military c4 are easily available in any convenient stall....and oh oh...don worry....MALAYSIA will cover ur hairy ass if the gals parents find out.... They will delay it longer than Great Wall Of China...........As expected...we r living in the Rapist and bombing heaven..... Malaysia BOLEHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! VISI EXPLOSI(malayfication of the word explosion ) 2020................................
HANCOCK......................HANDJOB?????

Damn...look at that mean big bird on his forehead........BIRD OF PREY...(Mine is bird of spray)
STOMPIN ROMPIN III - BACK TO THE ROMPIN

(sorry caplang...STAR paper like elephants..and dunno y u r assosiated to them)
DAMN......the main hero Caplang is caught and ......part 3 ends.....
WILL caplang escape his desperate Ciplang??? WHat happens next??????
We cant tell untill the fourth episode is out..but what i can hint u guys is that, there will be intoduction of many new characters and more about rompin...here is some sneak preview of part 4.......

Are they allies of Caplang or just..... U gotta catch em all......
MENS PRIDE....CAN they b swallowed????

HAHAHAH...its damn nice........
WANTED!!!!

In the mean time to all guys readers..let me give u losers a quiz........ What do u get when u have a <<<<<<<<< (PUSSY) on someones face............................................... The answer is............................................................. TADA

HAHA...angelina jolies pu55y lips...
K ...sorry for the perverted intterupting quiz.............. now back to the review about the movie WANTED

EH shit....not this movie..altho another wanted actor..but this guy lost his popularity d.........ryan seacrest is more popular than him now.....he is keeping a low profile now cause he need to think of a grand cum back.............
Here we go..poster of the movie wanted............
EHHHH....damnnnnnnn another picture of terrorist......stupid movie title made me confused.......(tell u a secret..this is sumbodys passport picture, and WTFFF....y isnt he detained under ISA or sumthing....they let him pass u knw.....the kastam.....MALAYSIA..apa lu buat ni........... bukak mata scan betul betul)
OK....haha here we go..the real WANTERD movie......

yummy...with poster lik this and the 18pl rating.....who wanna miss a shot of ANGEL Lina Jolly...........if we r lucky we might get scenes lik those in holy sin(most of my frns first porn)..........................................
ok ok...the trailer....everything....was kinda nice...actions(ANGEL LINA JOLLY).................but the logic of the story right...hahah was quite ONE THIRD(spells WANTED) la......they can defy laws of physics and jus make bullets drift(serious shit).....and some matrix shit was in this movie also.......u can see one guy at the beginning fly.....hahah tho not as cool as keanu reeves..but ok ok(I M NT GAY)............hmmmm
ANd one more thing...this movie is quite cruel........two reasons for me....cause
1. there is a scene where they will cause the whole train with kids ,senior citizens, babies, innocent civilian..and most important hot chicks to jus fall down a damn deep clifff.........trust me..no human can survive that fall.....(except ANGEL LINA JOLLY..in which she really did survive)...evil la......
2. The main hero...duno wats his name...hu cares anyway (only watch 2 movie fr JOLLY).........used thousand of rats and place bombs on them... many rats died in the movie...damn...so cruel la........This movie is promoting violence on animals....so...actors directors or anyone involved in WANTED, u guys r gonna be wanted list in the animal protection activist....................................
Conclusion of the movie................great action.........everything ok ok...tho with a COCK storyline..... but hmmm...ill have to say its gud(keranamu ANGELINA KU).........................
ANd 1 more thing...to help my NERD fren gain popularity........... ill promote him here.......
PART II of WANTED....
WANTNERD(u can pronounce as WANTED or want nerd..depends.........)
Friday, June 20, 2008
I m doing this for a frens fren!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He was begging me .........just imagine something so big so ego.......begging me.....(this picture again is from STAR paper...haha damnit i dun wanna do part 2 wan....but duno y STAR paper alwaiz got elephant) Begging me to pass this message to his "frn" capalang...he seriously needs to CS with him...SO how can i say no to him( u gila r say no to elephant???1st place how can i talk to elephant i oso dunno...fairy tale oni la...jus read la..diU) say no then hantar me go meet saddam hussein immediately)
SO Caplang......pls...go back ROMPIN.......find ur fren.....PLAY CS TOGETHER....BATH together....end his misery...........BETTER DUN MAKE HIM FIND ME AGAIN..OR NOT I PULL UR D1CK TILL IT BECOMES A PARALYZED BELALAI GAJAH(elephant trunk)...(Pray to g06 STAr dun publish another elephant pic)
THE COCK IS BACK...
anyway...............temporary acting career is over.......now i can cock u guys lifeless readers d...yahooooooooooo..........

I m BACK!!!!!!!!!!!
Monday, June 16, 2008
Saturday, June 14, 2008
Well done MAlaysia...

EHHHH!!!!!!!!!! this is not Malaysia mehh....yesterday i saw their performance like the Malaysian Dream team oni..there were many dreamy and fantasy elements when trying to score goal.....
Sorry huh..i know nothing bout football......
Juices of life

hahah the title itself is dumb...what the fart is air buah buahan???fruit fluid or fruit water????
And someone b kind enuf to explain to me wats jus special...and........besar......wats special..and ppl prefer them big..wat???? try guess....its big and its juicy.....hahahahah
Capati with no Ghee = Shitty

My fren once said ghee is the essence of life..
SO waited a while and finally my capati came.....it did not look so nice like the picture above....hmmm its not really appetising ..my Indian frens around me realised it too...........
And the reason it tastes so dull....is because...its lacking....of GHEEEEE......yes ghee........
Just a simple ghee and the taste makes so much difference..and my frn punya fren can actually produce ghee frm her fruit(punani i guess)......awesome...and tht fren of mine likes to drink ghee......
So me being not so fortunate...not having any frens who can produce ghee frm any fruit
.........is trying to get some ghee...and thats the best i came up with...

Yeah i got ghee all over my capati.......(i guess this ghee i got looks lik it only comes out once a month..that bloody colour)However..since its not the ori ghee....it tastes slightly better than Italy's performance early this mornin.....
Thursday, June 12, 2008
Stompin Rompin
wanna see his hometown buddy??????

(i took from the star paper)
8r14n.....ur frens looking fr u... pity that poor thing....go back ur hometown lerr.....he is lonely..no one play counter strike with him...he cant knife his Caplang fren...
A Man With Great Destiny
Mrs Yuri : Oh let me see my baby boy...let me hug him.......
Maid : Here u go my lady
Mr Yuri : With looks like this, i m sure our son is meant for greatness......Summon
the astrologer(what the fug is an astrologer doing in his house??? screwing the
cat??? nvm forget it..its a story)
Astrologer: U summoned me my lord...
Mr Yuri : DUHHHHHHHH.........With the eyes in which u r gifted with........look what destiny
my son hold........
Astrologer: thats a SON?? where is the wiener???Its a gal.......
Mrs Yuri : dumbass its still small.......he is still young....
Astrologer : oh we shall snip it off.......
Few hours of beatings and torturing later
Astrologer : with my eyes ive caught a glimpse of the future and i can see that ur son is the
choosen one..he is meant for greatness..
Mr Yuri :Very good...whats his talent and from this i shall give him his name....
Astrologer : i foreseen some pictures....
Astrologer than uses his pen drive(i dunno where or what and all i know is its a stick) and den transfer the image he saw in the future and prints it out....

(masturbate= jerk off = zhirkov)
Mr Yuri : Very well.....we shall name him..... ZHIRKOV.....YURI ZHIRKOFF.....

And then the world is shocked by his talent.....and name....LOL
Fuel Price ERECTION..

Yeah...its very interesting... if everyone cycles lik this......then i will surely cycle even if the fuel is free.....(yeah pervertish head is back)
What the fish........... from RM1.90 to 2.70( i m nt sure about the exact price but stiilll SCREW THE PRICE......) GONE UP SO HIGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SIAO ONE...My frens .. fuel......is no longer something normal ppl can afford.....it have became something only the wealthy can afford........

Hello i know la our towers one of the few most highest in DA WORLD...but dun have to erect the fuel price till so high la.......
And why is the price soaring high.. a part of the global fuel price increement....its because
1.Petronas say will bankrupt if the subsidy increase...According to them they fund a lot of projects.....eh..yeah..i can see a lot of BIG PROJECTS WHICH CAN DRAIN THEM
2. From point1 ....where did all the money go to......hardworking ministers who even have entertaintment allowance......... WHAT THE FART....their pay is already so high and they have free car,free fuel all oso free getting all the advantage...and as if the work hard???If they are so dilligent and productive.....Malaysia will b even better than Singapore (we have the resources)..They just focus to pocket in more money from the governtment...
Their solution for the petrol hike.....Adjust ur lifestyle....hey....is this the best thing u can come up with..isnt their purpose to serve the public.....serve the citizen??? and now...our tax goes to their luxury..so we r serving them......and by the way,i guess they dont even have to pay their own fuel...AND they keep one call us to compare with other country....THAIland... singapore.....come on dude.......of course the fuel price is more expensive..but the THAIS DUN NEED TO PAY TOLL..no toll u knw...here in MALAYSIA..toilet oso got toll...sumday in the future..we even need to pay toll to get into our own house....and Singapore..their public is so organized and so efficient la...and their pay is high....AND DUN COMPARE COMPARE..WHY HAVE TO FOLLOW PEOPLE WHEN WE HAVE OUR OWN BRAIN>>WHY WHY>>> NO BRAIN IS IT>>COMPARE>>


HOW TO COMPARE?????
Dont u guys think that the government is wasting money in sooooo many irrelevant stuffs...lik the space tourist.....it cost dunno how many hundred million from the commission of the purchase of the Sukhoi jets from Russia......that hundred million can b used elsewhere....and...there is seriously nothing to be proud of..we did not create our own rocket or any shit......so what we did was jus sent a tourist there...come on..what is the GOV trying to proof... Malaysians can go space...come on dude......some chimpanzee and a dog was up there too..

SEEE<<<<<<<<

He got BIG ears to hear everything......ALL the problems and complains...

And yeah..he works very hard.......lik all government servant where they have superman speed ....work finishes at 4 and they reach home at 2.....this is...is superspeed.... can even travel thru time....Anothe example is Samy vellu.... esok kirim hari ini sampai....this is our gov.,..

I guess he sets his alarm clock at 1.90 and tertidor untill 2.70.......WAKE UP......

Yeah sikit.....SIKIT lik the amount of sperms i have...
Wednesday, June 11, 2008
Idea Draught and Boring day..

Id be like the local Porn Star C.S.LEK..where id need to rely on porn to hold my Eiffel tower...
(IMPORTANT NOTICE!!! I DO NOT POSSES THIS VIDEO,I OBTAINED THIS PICTURE FROM YAHOO IMAGE SEARCH>DO NOT CATCH ME POLIS.I DONT HAVE THE INFLUENCE AND MONEY TO MAKE THEM SET UP A ROYAL COMMISSION TO DETERMINE WHETHER WAS I THE ONE WHO WROTE THIS )
sad case for a young guy like me....who is supposed to be at least 65% performance of the energizer bunny..........
OK enuf with the dirty talk today(so unlike me..come back u dirty brain..do your job..dont be like Malaysian government servant).... Hmm i can see why i m acting lik this...and looking around my room..i can finally identify the problem.......
Dumbass mid term is approaching..............zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz i havnt study and i still have lab report to do......

I m a very organized guy and also neat...see how neat is my bed with my untouched notes which are there for days d,its almost rooted there..... and Rocky is what i need to study.... haha it rubs me in the wrong way...............to study...LOL..

Hahaha and my table is so messy...cant even use it to study or do anything....haha (actually i kinda cleaned some dvd on my table..haha cause .....i m nt that open to reveal to everyone the choice of Corn DVD i prefer.)
Cause of all this messiness....i guess this is why i cant think of anything funny to write..it sure must be....yeah....
(sorry readers.......its not funny...short of funny stuffs to write...wanted to write bout the Russian footballer zhirkoff which sounds lik jerk off(means pcc,toceng,master bed, da feikei,goncang)
but duno....i would be too short.....and C.S.Leks hot video would even b more interesting than my blog)
Tuesday, June 10, 2008
Man get nod from wives and court to marry 4th????
One thing is that at least he makes 20k a month......and i guess its enuf to support his 2 football teams family......hmmmmmm and i m guessing the 20 k comes from him doing advertisement for energizer.....

I m sure everyone knows the Energizer bunny which sounds "it keeps going and going and going and going"...hmm so i guess this guy keeps Humping and humping and humping and humping......hahaha
Insects VS Incest



Other than insects..... u can also find one more kind of species in Malaysia which are breeding freely and are becoming majority....
So what are those....they are incestors........yes...... ur eyes did not fool you........ its true...incests...... its becoming very frequent nowadays......
So here are some examples ive found in StarOnline...
Two accused of raping girl, 12
Yesterday, her 26-year-old wireman “fiance” and her 21-year-old uncle pleaded not guilty in a Sessions Court here to three counts of raping her.
They are said to have raped the underage pupil in a kitchen at Rumah Panjang Setapak Jaya in Setapak at 3am on Oct 27, at PPR Salak Selatan in Jalan Salak Jaya at 2am on Oct 30, 2006 and in a kitchen at PPR Salak Selatan at 3am on Nov 3, 2006.
The girl’s father had lodged a complaint over the alleged rape and incest on Sept 9 last year.
DPP Nurul Ain Hamzah asked the court to deny bail, saying that the prosecution was concerned that both accused might disturb the victim.
However, she asked their bail to be set at RM30,000 in one surety if the court intended to use its discretion in the matter.
The wireman's father said he could only afford to raise RM3,000 for his bail while the uncle's sister pleaded for a lower bail for him.
Sessions Court judge Fathiyah Idris granted each accused bail of RM10,000 in one surety.
She set March 3 for mention pending the appointment of lawyers for them.
The webpage is
http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2008/1/31/courts/20182007&sec=courts
hmmm animals and beast..........
Transformers 2- Kanine Kaos(reads as chaos)
A new hero will replace Optimus Prime. Da name is K-Prime which stands for kanine prime acted by Kiss Hen ....
they wont b called Autobots where they have new name called autodawgs......cool yeah... i guess his battle call shud b ....hmmm so hard to guess...
Auto dawgs!!!!! lets move out and ronda ronda ......
and then they transform.....woof woof woof woof woof........
So for all transformer fans out there..... be sure to wait for this new Box office hit.... i m sure it will b a hit.......

And not forgetting of course is the auto dawgs logo.... hmmmm..... cool...
Famous Malayali and Ceylonese
Contributions???
Bali Bombing...September 11...London subway bombing..Sarin gas attack..and most important..missed penalty...
Contributions..
No him No darkness..No darkness no villain no criminals... without all that no hero or police...
and most important.. there wont b night..
( i have to use white box to cover the eyes cause if i use black...it wont make any difference)
Spot The Difference Competition

This sexy Metal Panty Remover can be urs...No chick will ever say no to u......
Here we go...the 2 pictures................


Tips : No difference
I will personally send the murcielago picture to the winner. Contestants are supposed to leave their email add. TQ.