A Man With Great Destiny

In the cold night of 20th August 1983...In the small town of Tambov ...This small town is gonna be touched by Gods grace where they will be blessed with one with a great destiny.....The story continues

Maid : My lord its a lovely little boy..how handsome is he..
Mrs Yuri : Oh let me see my baby boy...let me hug him.......
Maid : Here u go my lady
Mr Yuri : With looks like this, i m sure our son is meant for greatness......Summon
the astrologer(what the fug is an astrologer doing in his house??? screwing the
cat??? nvm forget it..its a story)
Astrologer: U summoned me my lord...
Mr Yuri : DUHHHHHHHH.........With the eyes in which u r gifted with........look what destiny
my son hold........
Astrologer: thats a SON?? where is the wiener???Its a gal.......
Mrs Yuri : dumbass its still small.......he is still young....
Astrologer : oh we shall snip it off.......

Few hours of beatings and torturing later

Astrologer : with my eyes ive caught a glimpse of the future and i can see that ur son is the
choosen one..he is meant for greatness..
Mr Yuri :Very good...whats his talent and from this i shall give him his name....
Astrologer : i foreseen some pictures....

Astrologer than uses his pen drive(i dunno where or what and all i know is its a stick) and den transfer the image he saw in the future and prints it out....



(masturbate= jerk off = zhirkov)













Mr Yuri : Very well.....we shall name him..... ZHIRKOV.....YURI ZHIRKOFF.....




And then the world is shocked by his talent.....and name....LOL